Saturday, April 11, 2009

News ( with Misti )


Presently there are fourteen different species of the Pixelateron flying loose on the Adirondack plains. The NCHD (Northeastern Coalition for Heron De-pixelation) recently announced a ten dollar ($10.00 USD) reward for all herons sharpened.


Fifteen bear cubs filed for divorce from their parents last week after the courts found the parents guilty of neglect. The decision came after the cubs complained that they had been forced to steal from innocent humans at Yosemite park. Prosecutors charged that the parent bears had been using their cubs to carry out their dirty work for them.

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